A few minutes ago, after their “rest”:
Noah: Mommy, when will you turn 21?
Me: Mommy has already been 21. I was 21 when I married your Daddy.
Noah (eyes lighting up): Oh!
Sammy: Mommy… I am 25.
Mommy: Actually, Sammy, you’re 3.
Sammy: Atchally (he completely butchered the word actually)…I’m 5-20.
Mommy: What?
Noah laughs.
Another story:
Noah witnessed his 5th or so baptism today. We also took the Lord’s Supper. This was his first time watching others take the Lord’s Supper. In the past, it has always bothered him to not be able to be baptized. Add the Lord’s supper to the mix (I mean, who doesn’t want grape juice?) and we had quite the situation on our hands.
During the baptism:
Noah: Mommy, when can I be baptized?
Mommy: When you give your heart to Jesus. (I am in no way prepared to even try to explain effectual calling to my son, so “giving his heart to Jesus” seemed to work just fine for now.
Noah: I will give my heart to Jesus! I want to give my heart to Jesus!
Oh boy. I don’t remember how I managed to divert disaster but I somehow did.
During the Lord’s Supper (the second he noticed food was involved):
Noah: Mommy! What’s that?
Mommy: It’s bread. It’s something Christians do to remember Jesus dying on the cross for them. It’s very important and we have to be quiet.
Noah: Oh. That’s not bread.
Mommy: It’s a cracker, but it’s made of bread.
Noah: Can I have one?
Mommy: No. It’s just for those who love Jesus (WHY did I say that to a 4 year old?!)
Noah: I love Jesus!!! I do!
Mommy: It’s not something you can do until you fully understand what Jesus did on the cross for you.
Noah: Ok.
Again, disaster somehow diverted.
A few moments later…
Noah: What’s that?!
Mommy: It’s Jesus’ blood. (What?!? Why did I say that? I don’t believe in transubstantiation. I’m not a Roman Catholic. I love grape juice! Why in the world did I say blood?!)
Noah (looking frightened): What?!
Mommy: I mean, it’s grape juice, but it reminds us of Jesus dying on the cross and the blood that was spilled for us.
Noah: But now His blood is in Him again and He is alive?
Mommy: Yes.
A few moments pass and the Pastor says “Do this in remembrance of me.” I did and Noah flipped!
Noah (to the whole church): Don’t drink His blood!!!
Oh boy is right.
Mommy: Shhhh! It’s not his blood. It’s grape juice, remember?
Noah: Oh yeah. (laughs) When can I get baptized?
Here we go again. Thankfully, the service ended.
Another Noah story regarding crucifixion:
After my Sunday school class ended, I went to the preschool room to pick up Noah to head to worship. Much to my surprise (although knowing Noah I should not have been surprised) I found Noah in the center of the room with all the other kids surrounding him and saw about 20 crosses made out of wooden blocks in a line across the room. It was like the Great Wall of Crosses! I looked at Myra (his teacher), already knowing the answer, and said “this was Noah’s idea, wasn’t it?” She nodded.
It was kinda spooky. Almost like a vigil. All they needed were candles. As soon as I picked up Noah to head out, two other boys ran up and kicked over all the crosses. Sinners.
In Simon news:
He has two new words:
Hot.
Cheese.
You wonder why these two words?
He always tries to touch his bath water before I have the temperature under control. I am always quick to say “HOT!” He figured it out. It’s all he says now.
And obviously I take a lot of pictures. I held the camera up one day to him and since then he has been saying “CHEESE!” It sounds like sssshhhheeeessss. Close enough.
So now we have:
Mama
Dada
Hot
Cheese
Ball (on occasion)
Bye (on occasion)
Dog (on rare occasion)
Play (it’s coming along…right now it sounds like puh or pay…I know what he means!)
That’s all for now=) The stories never seem to end!